cooldadbutts:

fffcuk:

there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm

but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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meteoritememoirs:

Christian from Moulin Rouge:

Walk up to the club like what up I got a big talent

When someone tells me they love weddings

myfriendsaremarried:


“Yes…I mean…I think…I fall in love daily in different ways, do you know what I mean? You fall for like, a skyline, or you kind of fall in love with a view. You have to kind of keep that. But love between two people, yeah, sure, I do. I hope I do.”
“Yes…I mean…I think…I fall in love daily in different ways, do you know what I mean? You fall for like, a skyline, or you kind of fall in love with a view. You have to kind of keep that. But love between two people, yeah, sure, I do. I hope I do.”

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OMG I MISS THESE AND WANT THEM AND ALSO SOME 3D DORITOS.

OMG I MISS THESE AND WANT THEM AND ALSO SOME 3D DORITOS.

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racismschool:

May is National Masturbation Month: Let’s do this people. 

Is this real life?

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