Tumblr (3.0; @blainesnakedankles)http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cooldadbutts.tumblr.com/post/43416108442/fffcuk-there-are-9-calories-in-a-tablespoon-of" target="_blank">cooldadbutts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fffcuk.tumblr.com/post/43416058894/there-are-9-calories-in-a-tablespoon-of-sperm" target="_blank">fffcuk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm</p> </blockquote> <p>but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™</p> </blockquote>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/50926485525http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/50926485525Mon, 20 May 2013 14:40:14 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://z1c.tumblr.com/post/50787549973/being-20-on-tumblr" target="_blank">z1c</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>being 20+ on tumblr</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d2568ddbc1c1e02b6c97318623fbcadd/tumblr_inline_mn131peHog1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/50925781218http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/50925781218Mon, 20 May 2013 14:30:29 -0500<p><a href="http://meteoritememoirs.tumblr.com/post/50598686970/christian-from-moulin-rouge-walk-up-to-the-club" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">meteoritememoirs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Christian from Moulin Rouge:</p> <p>Walk up to the club like what up I got a big talent</p></blockquote>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/50624462806http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/50624462806Thu, 16 May 2013 21:35:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7992f8286f3d4041cb3a2e74214356a/tumblr_miqds1r33b1qgfty6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/50449076675http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/50449076675Tue, 14 May 2013 17:20:25 -0500<p><a href="http://myfriendsaremarried.tumblr.com/post/50420558967/when-someone-tells-me-they-love-weddings" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">myfriendsaremarried</a>:</p> <blockquote><div align="center"> <p><img height="129" src="http://media.tumblr.com/228ab7567d4ea27f6df8be003cfdf432/tumblr_inline_mjh3c7nCjp1rcu8ss.gif" width="152"/></p> </div></blockquote>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/50448688719http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/50448688719Tue, 14 May 2013 17:15:07 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z60ku7w31r0ix14o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z60ku7w31r0ix14o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/50282383691http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/50282383691Sun, 12 May 2013 14:54:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/81d22187b712c446b398b557f6746eb6/tumblr_mme3npYYoZ1s1hyqvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49835176677http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49835176677Mon, 06 May 2013 23:45:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2de32173764db36aa856bd61b116988f/tumblr_mlm9aqQLV71qdh0iso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d87e9ebc07b96823572ca573b3ea8bb/tumblr_mlm9aqQLV71qdh0iso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49805201336http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49805201336Mon, 06 May 2013 17:28:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/400531b6e5395ab45b9689a5255843c6/tumblr_mj2vlqcr6N1qcwymqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49804983132http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49804983132Mon, 06 May 2013 17:26:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8f9f862665daed306b182211d760bc7/tumblr_ml6c6xRZLn1ruyx7xo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49803904382http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49803904382Mon, 06 May 2013 17:12:31 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be755251eeb7922bc5a05a70c11de444/tumblr_mmcmckBwmB1r0ix14o1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49803718121http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49803718121Mon, 06 May 2013 17:10:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a308913e1aa3ee8d29b9a7a553c8c3d/tumblr_mktxl9w2YC1rrzvuqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <div><em><small>“Yes…I mean…I think…I fall in love daily in different ways, do you know what I mean? You fall for like, a skyline, or you kind of fall in love with a view. You have to kind of keep that. But love between two people, yeah, sure, I do. I hope I do.”</small></em></div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49803054134http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49803054134Mon, 06 May 2013 17:01:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22deb7b55e3913028f4ba02fbdab4239/tumblr_mm3lhgZjy01r0ix14o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>OMG I MISS THESE AND WANT THEM AND ALSO SOME 3D DORITOS.</p>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49409237142http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49409237142Wed, 01 May 2013 21:31:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dda0cad7e20b4b09dcd315f7791e9141/tumblr_mliy0ryaPk1rn8o3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cace95fe9e989279ba65eae8819dc6ea/tumblr_mliy0ryaPk1rn8o3bo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49260c9ae6a30334a72fc461dc722937/tumblr_mliy0ryaPk1rn8o3bo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a5dab8db17604f13ad00bb8d3bccfe6/tumblr_mliy0ryaPk1rn8o3bo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71f477651e1c3240d5e84797c7665b22/tumblr_mliy0ryaPk1rn8o3bo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://racismschool.tumblr.com/post/49322064758/may-is-national-masturbation-month-lets-do-this" target="_blank">racismschool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>May is National Masturbation Month: Let’s <em>do</em> this people. </p> </blockquote> <p>Is this real life?</p>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49409003307http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49409003307Wed, 01 May 2013 21:28:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d053cd8042c989b7f10d914a69431e9/tumblr_ml2defI0DH1qgdmo6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49407051357http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49407051357Wed, 01 May 2013 21:05:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f862a0dcea7a01f7479f237db4846f66/tumblr_mlwcy1M3uJ1qjf89fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49406840703http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49406840703Wed, 01 May 2013 21:02:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b92a69f7aaa49138844fa64f88ff8cc1/tumblr_mlxc84GKUQ1qgbguro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49262132349http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49262132349Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:33:33 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d39bfd3e4577deb66d85c4d1f213d8e/tumblr_mjxkgiqwDI1r02co6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ktseitz5.tumblr.com/post/45790456850/i-know-the-answer-but-i-cant-stop-laughing" target="_blank">ktseitz5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.</p> </blockquote>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49262077735http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49262077735Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:32:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8psleckOh1qe8qiyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49261984021http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49261984021Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:30:30 -0500<a href="http://hillaryshowtos.tumblr.com/post/49242741584/how-to-take-a-shower">Hillary's How-Tos: How To Take A Shower</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hillaryshowtos.tumblr.com/post/49242741584/how-to-take-a-shower" target="_blank">hillaryshowtos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>If you ask me, showering is a terrible chore. But, due to our American obsession with “cleanliness,” it is a necessity if you have any desire for human companionship. Before you begin the long and arduous task of showering, there are a couple of things to consider. First, did you shower…</span></p> </blockquote> <p>This is a thing I just decided to do in an attempt to be funny. Maybe I’ll be internet famous one day. Probably not.</p>http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49243017015http://blainesnakedankles.tumblr.com/post/49243017015Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:59:14 -0500